" Brb. *disappears until the next day* Hello there, my name is Cheese. Sorry for writing the most beautiful piece of work on RPG, I'll try to shorten it next time. Hey guys, sorry I haven't been here for eight months. MY husband got his head stuck in a toaster. Goatmergencies, whoops! Haha, I remember the gallant days of youth, tipping cows and riding chickens to school. *writes something incredible* Whoops, that wasn't supposed to happen. Punch drunk. Guten tag, Sausage, and other German things. Nonnono! Don't compliment me! Well, in all honesty by day I am a woman with a family and a farm. But by night I am a black kid with a mean streak. No pun intended. gifs! My theory about being Lauren constantly terrifies Sempai. I am Lauren. We are one. Join us. So the boys overthrew the government today. That's why I haven't been here in 10 years. Had to serve as leader of the free world and all. "
^ Who I am (via my lovely friends), in a nut shell. ;)