Lesley Rominov's Story

And it would seem that an abrupt wham would follow the chatter that went about the Bar, muffled curses following by a sudden silence. However, the reinforced Door would seem to slowly open as a seemingly tall Lass with rather long dark brown locks would limp inside, much taller then your typical Person and appearing to be 'Human'..well aside from those somewhat long..pointed ears which drooped in an awkward manner..however there seemed to be an obvious pained scowl on the Girls face as she practically fought back tears.

That..fucking smarts...what the hell is with the door!

A voice that was familiar to those who where considerably 'Older' Patron would possibly recognize, however none from back then seemed to really be around. Those purple pinkish hues would seem to practically glare at..well the Pub was somewhat 'empty' in the aspect it was lacking the general population this Lanky Elf was use to seeing, though one could blame her sudden absence and the lost of interest in such a place while she was away...anyhow.

I leave for..um..whatever and the place is a fucking ghost town...

Oh well, what could one lone person do? You couldn't change how places changes, neither could you prevent people from changing initially..anyhow with that..and an agitated gruff..she would limp towards the Counter, she had hoped coming back here would stir some old memories but the general lack of familiar faces made that somewhat difficult.

Well- smashing furniture wasn't something she'd honestly recommend for people to do especially when it was Public property. Anyhow the Lass did seem to jump as a result, heavens well..that brought back some memories of the 'Old Days' except she was the one smashing shit out of frustration at that point in time, however now it was someone else entirely..well she'd merely leave the bugger be...seeing she wasn't talking to him in the first place so it wouldn't pose any manner of...real problem one could hope..anyhow to the Counter the Lanky Elf went! She was freaking hungry anyhow, hadn't eaten any real food for some time now..heavens things you nuke in a microwave and instant soup weren't really real food! Well not in her opinion they where.

Eh- Aschen. Wait so those buggers where still on Terra! She had thought they'd left years ago and promised to never return damn it, how much did Lesley miss while she was on her little trip?

Eh sounds like the Aschen to me, they take anyone for whatever little fucking reason.

Or from her perspective because they can 'justify' some manner 'crime' the person they've captured committed..in her opinion it was honestly a load of crap, they where no better then any other greedy..corrupted form of power but then again she viewed anyone who attempted to reign over her life Corrupted..she wanted to do the hell she pleased after all!

Anyhow, it seemed she was being a bit slow..perhaps it was simply because there wasn't much for her to do, no one in particular looked like the type you could honestly approach and start an open ended conversation with..heavens either they where going off the deep end, utterly no interested and or too confusing for her to even attempt at approaching. Then again it was possible that the Elves simple mind made finding a decent bloke somewhat more difficult, it wasn't like in the Old Days where everyone wished to speak to you in some form.

Ugh..this isn't..the same place anymore..

Now she needed to think on what her next approach was.

Just what the hell's happened while I was gone...

Well that was just fucking dandy, someone making threats and requesting for people not to move. That was entirely unlikely especially with how unprofessional that had been done.

Oi! I have an idea, why don't you put the barrel of that against yer temple and pull the trigger! Cull shit will happen!

Was Lesley being snide or snarky to someone who had a loaded Gun or Firearm...but regardless she gave two shits, rather she was good at hiding or avoiding getting shot! Hell how do you expect someone as 'powerless' as Lesley to survive as long as she did now, hell to be honest it seems she's practically face palming or asserting her open palm to her forehead.

Ugh...this is just so...lame. I've never seen, I mean I thought I was stupid but this is like two American Jerk Offs who are drunk off their high horses pointing loaded Guns at each other. I doubt that made much sense but still..

She always and I mean ALWAYS remarked on things like this, it made her head hurt...goodness.

You mean retards right Lady?

This was toward what Anna said.

Wished they'd kill themselves, really this was..honestly just awful- cursing at each other..abusing a weapon meant for ones own defense...and well it seemed this Lady told her to shut the fuck up also, seeing that she said everyone.

What the..I ain't shucking the fuck up lady, I'm exerting a thing called freedom of speech! Jesus, this place is worse then it was before I left.

Far worse even, it made her head throb to the point Lesley thought it might just explode, attempting to make anything of what was going on was entirely impossible, it was like attempting to use..well she couldn't think of anything to compare it too.

Hell it seemed the only two from her perspective reasonable ones where simply going outside..which honestly sounded like a swell idea right about now, if it meant getting away from this mess that was..Lesley could only do so much after all, she had no powers or honest to goodness unique traits. One could count being an Elf but that mattered very little anymore.

Well at-least Lesley didn't feel 'freakishly' tall anymore, especially with the Towering, Nine Foot Tall Hooded Figure. This merely resulted in the Elf raising a brow as the odd creature or being entered, she's possibly seen something similar but it was still something uncommon or even rare especially it if was something that tall!

Or! Beanstalk! I'd keep yer Guard up, got a few trigger happy retards present.

Just giving them a heads up, they seemed somewhat 'smarter' then the atypical..it was doubtful she'd get any manner of conversation though, not many actually bothered talking to the Elf..it wasn't like it was back then.

Tree Huger? She fucking hated tree's! She crashed her damned RV into one before after all.

Sure..Sure, also that's called damaging public property. You'll be a Trigger Happy idiot until ya decide to calm down, though that other idiot will remain such even after he's dead and buried in the ground.

She didn't care, they had Assault Weapons or Firearms so they could easily be considered trigger happy, the other already fired a few rounds into the ceiling and told people to..well not move, so she assumed the other was no better..they looked like a regular group of 'Thugs' from Lesley's perspective.

However it seemed the one named Nega spoke..seeming..well Metallic- that was clearly picked up initially by the Elves sensitive ears or hearing. "Eh..? Well..it is somewhat obvious too..but yes it does, its utterly pointless and only get you and people around you killed. Dying isn't something that's on my agenda.[/quote] After all, she did state 'Death' could kiss her pale ass for all shits she gave!

Though it only took her half a moment to notice some manner of oddly colored Feline...wait when did a..well its a Cat..they often walked near silently! Though..wait was it..well to be honest she had 'no idea' to what it was doing, some manner of..record..possibly a jute box...? Or some manner of recording..when did a Cat have the inelegance to even do such in the first place...?

Now that's just odd...or maybe I'm seeing shit again...

Didn't even say Thug, heavens she merely stated about him damaging property!

I'm not even going to ask how you knew what I was thinking. However get the fuck out of my head.

Well she would simply be rather blunt about it, however this Metallic Voiced creature had the majority of her attention, it seemed to actually speak logically compared to many others, which appeased the Elf to some extent. "Exactly! Unless its in a Video Game..otherwise its just bloody wrong." And it was, reason why Sociopath's didn't fit into modern society..they where considered a flaw amongst the norm..anyhow, it seemed she had someone standing up for her! Someone who was Nine Feet Tall at that! And sounded like some manner of..not a robot but something! And it was pretty damn cool at that.

Well! It that wasn't a Kid then she didn't know what was anymore, a rather lively Kid at that.

Oi. Hey there Kiddo~

Well the Elf would offer a greeting as to appease the Kid, seeing it would be rude to let his entry go unanswered! More then likely no one else would really take much notice of him, heavens maybe the Tall Bugger would address the new entree too..it seemed like they where a sensible..being, they address her or responded to the Elf upon the initial greeting she had given..goodness so much was going on at once she was having trouble keeping up..not in the aspect of big conversations..but so many smaller simplistic ones.

The stupidity! She swore she felt her IQ slowly drop more and more as Reilly stayed within this Pub..she wasn't even really listening to most of it and she felt it slowly but surely influence her mind and kill off various brain cells.

You get Brownie Points my good..Sir! Also please do, but destroy the ashes..I don't want to inhale the stupidity! I swear it might infect me or something, I honestly feel bad for any bugger who comes in here right this moment...

Oh she did, really it was somewhat awful at the moment..heavens it seemed her 'Tall Friend' had suddenly gone silent on her..much to her displeasure.

However she would advert her attention to the Feline..well the Cat was somewhat odd..it stuck out and didn't act like your typical Cat.

Er..here..Kitty..Kitty..good..Kitty..Kitty..um..Reilly got..some treats for you..?

She was lying, she merely wanted to see how 'tame' the Cat was or to if it was a normal feline or not..if it wasn't well it might prove to be interesting..if so it would be either way!

S-Stab someone!? Why would she, when would an Elf a supposed 'Tree Huger' ever stab someone? She looked utterly harmless aside from her general annoyed scowl. However it seemed she wasn't going to 'give up' on the Cat, she for one loved the damned things..hated Dogs with a fiery passion however. "Damn it! Come..here Kitty-" And it seemed it went to the one named Brian..? Well that proved fruitless! Now she couldn't see if..well the Cat clearly seemed smarter then your typical feline after all, and here she thought Cats preferred the company of Girls over Guys! "Eh...it never seems like Lady Luck hates me...dumb bitch..." Well she was referring to Lady Luck as the bitch, damn it all to hell.

Ah! It seems a...well Lesley found herself briefly blinded as a result of the bright purple flash and startled even. Quickly moving her hands to rub her eyes as..well she was staring directly at it as it occurred so that was utterly unpleasant in the fullest..however it seemed with that a rather tall and..well Lesley did float that way so she could agree on the alluring part!

Why hello there...

The Lass would quickly blink- wait...about time!

Well it looks like someone showed up to cure the stupidity in here..

At last! Hopefully it would succeed, she hated when attempts to clean this place up failed..it often got worse then it was currently, and its doubtful people had the respect as to even bother listening.

When Reilly had hoped the idiocy would have stopped, though it wasn't certain to if it had or not...the Elves head was hurting far too much so it didn't allow proper thinking, so she merely sat there..rubbing her temples and trying to avoid going cross-eyed. Those pinkish purple hues bouncing from one topic to another- and then towards this Rip and whoever emerged from it..well that was slightly more uncommon then the Smart Feline..seeing allot of people back then happened to use a similar means of transportation...goodness she really did miss those days!

How did this...Person...Male..Creature known Lesley's name..? She didn't tell him hit!

Er..how did you know my name..like I didn't even..okay now..

Was he another mind reader? Heavens she wasn't found of people being inside her head! It did tick her off to some extent and would result in her yelling at them and maybe some vulgar language but something to be expected of Lesley..anyhow, for now she would keep an eye on this..Creature while keeping an eye on the Patrons in the Pub, a Powerless Bugger such as herself needed to stay on her toes, who knows what might jump out at you!

What sort of ability was that? Lesley should really invest on having her other eye replaced now! You can't read ones...well information if they weren't real eyes now!

Well, that's a rather..odd ability. Well I'm glad it ain't Mind Reading or I'd have to break my foot off in yer ass now!

She was quite serious, this Elf never jested about such things but her toothy smile or 'beam' made it seem otherwise..however it seemed the Creature introduced itself.

Er..nice to meet you Icarus..? But sure I suppose, I don't own these stools anyway so help yourself.

It was true, so she really couldn't stop him if he desired to sit.

However when Demor entered the Elf would wave enthusiastically.

Hey there Klutz! Nice entrance. I see you you left your sense of balance outside.

Lesley was merely jesting though, which this time it seemed entirely obvious.

Lesley would seem to raise a brow now- well seeing the Creature' or Icarus may of just asked a somewhat 'dumb' question, though it wasn't entirely dumb if they lacked any manner of knowledge of Terra.

Probably. I mean there's all sorts of Alien life that seem to reside here anymore..so I'm certain they've done so a while back..?

The Elf would offer in comply, well hopefully satisfying his question of sorts.

Though those pinkish purple hues would drift back to Dremor..a brow being raised.

Is that so..? Hm we will need to test that theory then!

Well she was 'still' joking around, anyhow those hues or..hue and artificial eye would drift elsewhere. It seemed things where finally 'slowing' down to the pace which the Elf could be comfortable with. Well aside from an oddity here or there...like the one counting...candles, matchsticks and bones... they had..? Though it wasn't anything serious, they looked..harmless..aside from the dark energies which was something alone that one couldn't use to justify any means of hostile intend towards them..after all it could of been Dark Arts or simply how their aura appeared! That and she seemed entirely young, very young even.

Eh...I swear, either people are looking younger and younger or kids are getting more rights with every day.

However it finally seemed another would enter or the one named Aisuru. Lesley being the overly cocky yet friendly Elf she was would seem to wave towards the new face rather enthusiastically.

Oi! How ya doing- oh common now, why don't you join us over here..?

Lesley was good at picking out the shy ones, hell most of her friends where somewhat antisocial so she grew accustomed to it..she was like that at some point in her life when she was younger even, it also seemed the Lass was somewhat overwhelmed by the sheer amount of people.

Would seem to grin at what Dremor had said it seemed, oh yes she was going to make him look silly..but all in good fun now! Hell it even seemed he joined the lovely party of two which would hopefully grown or expand into three!

Like...this~

And it seemed he would attempt to gently 'push' him over, if he was still a bit off balance well onto his ass he went..if he remained firm then he had his balance in tact! However she did beam once more.

If you fall, then your balance is clearly not back yet, if not well then it is~

However her attention drifted back to..the Weird..whatever this Male was.

Eh..? Terra..and I'm not sure on that. Not the best person to ask..I'm not all brainy and such.

She wasn't only when it came to video games otherwise she was the least from being a genius. However.

It did seem Aisuru finally yet hesitantly approached...this made Lesley grin ear to ear it seemed. "Yes..Yes I have. Why don't you join us Miss? I'm Lesley and this is..well I don't know their names but I'm sure they'll introduce them- oh wait that's...Ickriss..? Bah my memory isn't serving me all that well...[/quote]

Well Lesley was sure in high spirits, finally the company of someone she preferred! And that being another Female, after all she could open up more around her own Gender seeing they best understood situations Men wouldn't. "Pleasure to meet you Ai! And I could say the same..after dealing with nothing but idiots I'm glad I can meet someone who's well friendly also![/quote] Ah this shall make her day so much better, hopefully that was. Hell the girl even joined her, though Lesley's attention drifted back to Demor

Well I'll be damned, it looks like your balanced returned! Now why don't you introduce yourself Big Guy.

It seemed Lesley would roughly pat the Mans back, laughing now.

Oh yes Icarus! Yes..this is..the Alien dude who confuses me a little!

Well confused her greatly, she never really understand much of which was said...but then again at-least she tried to be friendly about it..?

Raised a brow now- well it was very true Lesley was much taller then most if not all Patron's present, one could blame a growth spurt that had occurred a while back, though it didn't go in her favor.

Demor..well nice to meet ya Demor..of course you know my name already seeing I said it.

Well it was time for her to leave her 'impression' on people, like she had did before! She will appear every day until everyone and their grandma recognize her once more! However her attention adverted back to Ai..seeming to laugh now.

Eh I know the feeling. Then again there seems to be allot of girls around here anymore. However you are correct on that hunch, they normally do however I am indeed not normal..hell I'm not normal for my Kinds standards even! I mean I'm an Elf and if you've heard of em..well I'm exactly what they aren't and that makes me awesome~

Though really..no one here was truly normal, the word seemed to be non existent anymore.

Eh..? That's fine really, no need to explain I won't understand it anyhow..hell allot of shit already confuses me as is.

She seemed to shrug at that, well its true..allot of it did, and always has. However it was simply because she didn't bother attempting to learn it..heavens she needed to learn more important things anyhow which where gaming related!

Well! It seemed both the other Patrons whom she was speaking with had left, though it mattered little..after all they had to go and she could still talk to Ai! "Yep! An Elf I be~" Though Lesley would pause for a moment, seeming to blink actually.

Eh..? Really..? You really think an Elf is interesting? Though if you don't mind me asking..what might you be Ai~?

Well she was curious, Ai knew what Lesley was after all.

However! I do agree with you on that one, normal generally means boring..so who wants to be boring?

She seemed to agree with Ai, hell being different was surely loads more fun. Hell Lesley even seemed to chuckle a bit, her mood was surely looking better then it had been earlier.

Raised a brow now- well a Human was fine too, Lesley was Half Human anyhow.

Eh..? A Human Illusionist then? Oh I've never met one of those before! I mean I've met your normal Magus or even Fighters but never an Illusionist!

Lesley would seem to beam now..well yes she was quite happy with this- especially with the Illusionary Copy!

That's quite obvious! That's so blooming cool..I mean I have NO powers of my own honestly so I could say I'm jealous..but yes..you are no normal human like I'm no normal Elf~

She liked it when someone agreed with her on something, it meant she could be herself.

Would seem to pat the girl on the back roughly- well it was how Lesley's always been..clearly Ai was blushing and even an idiot could see that. "Hm, I wouldn't say that now~ After all I don't really buy into that whole predetermined sort of thing such as Fate. I merely happen to draw those who will become my friends towards me? I'm like a Giant Friend Magnet." That sounded entirely cheesy, but she didn't care all that much. "Very slim really. But then again I'm quite likeable I suppose, I don't think like most people you see here....and I suppose my temper not being too bad always helped..cause I do get cranky sometimes." Lesley, well she was quite amused with this conversation it seemed and with Ai also!

Paused for a moment, brow raising. "Indeed we are, I was expecting a typical stressful day!" Though, Lesley or the Elf would rub the back of her neck..well she was glad someone felt comfortable with her..most well do to her obsessive swearing often resulted in them leaving abruptly after a conversation got good. "Well that makes me very damn happy to hear Ai! Like..now I can be more like myself without worrying of causing you any discomfort..but I do admit that would have to be a first..well aside from another friend of mine that is." Though she would pause for a moment, seeming to blink at this..scratching her cheek. "Er...I wouldn't say that now, I'm too awesome to seem shallow..or boring! Though if I didn't have my temper..I wouldn't of gotten into trouble like I have..I tend to get very..violent..hell I actually beat someone in a swearing contest because I was..mad.." It wasn't intentional, and everyone there..mostly Thugs..actually cool blokes stared, can one imagine someone like Lesley beating a bunch of idiots in..well possibly.

Well it finally seemed the Pub had died down, no more yelling or 'death threats' over some stupid trivial manner between supposed 'Soldiers', rather it happened to be the 'real deals' or professionals discussing matters like any should or would do..while Lesley a seemingly normal idiot chatters with a possible new friend..this was something more relaxing and a situation easier for Lesley to think in. "Well good then, I'll remain my good old self then! But that makes me glad, I can say the same for you really~ You'll need to meet my friend Sanura at some point! It would be loads of fun." The Lass would seem to beam now, hell she hadn't seen Sanura in ages herself..and misses her somewhat dearly. "Indeed we do, but then again I'll help you get over that fear! Seeing Fear can be cured after all, I'll merely rub off on you so you no longer know this fear." Oh yes, though that meant she might end up giving Ai a temper too..seeing friends often influence others. "Now~ What would you like to do? Maybe get something to eat perhaps..? I've came here earlier for food but didn't get a damn thing." Well she was starving now, and Lesley was realizing that.

Paused for a moment- though beaming abruptly afterward. "Fuck yes I would! After all what are friends for..? But no need to thank me really~ Also I completely agree with you on that, lets you open up more anyhow..sort of relatively close to what siblings feel like I think..? Well siblings who get along that is." She would seem to laugh at this now, though pausing. "Good Good, I'm sure she'd love to meet you too! Sanura is a bloody awesome person..first thing I'm going to do it hug her..and if I'm taller then her now then I can pick on her about being short..ehehe~" Oh yes, that sounded like sweet revenge..seeing Lesley was well..taller now. "Er..yes I did actually...I haven't eaten all day anyhow...I swear my stomach is in knots right now..."