"... Margot, where is that picture of Felix?"
"Which one, darling?"
"The one wherein he demonstrates his aptitude for douchebaggery."
"Oh! The lake picture... Here it is, Noble, on the fridge!"
"You see, dear guest, this is why Mister Sonderlei is a douchebag. A talented, well-meaning douchebag, but one nonetheless. It's an unfortunate issue with arrogance, I believe."
"You're selling him short, Noble! Felix is also very good at forgetting to clean his own cutlery."
"How on Earth did I forget that?"
"Quite easily, dear. I'm not sure you've ever touched washing-up liquid."
"I have a wand, Margot, why on Earth would I need to touch the special dish-soap?"
"It just doesn't wash the same with the wand, and you know that just fine!"
"Of course. Anyway... Excuse our little domestic there. Where were we?"
"We were insulting our dearest friend in front of our newest one, Noble."
"Ah, yes! Well... We may say a lot of rot about Felix, but he is truly a marvellous friend. Very enthusiastic about Egypt. He almost cried when I bought him a book on Ancient Egyptian curses last Christmas."
"Poor thing. All he wants to do is graduate and get to Egypt so that he can study the magic that the Ancient Egyptians used in their pyramids and tombs."
"He's going to get himself hurt."
"Or worse."
"Yes, he might come back with two heads or something."
"Noble!"
"Pardon me. No, really, do pardon me. I have a class to attend. Pleasure to have made your acquaintance, by the way. Margot, would you be so kind as to escort our guest from our humble home?"
"... bite me, Noble."