A green gnome with a large hat.
A sack of Powder bombs
Honest Ibrim's Guide to Death, Taxes, Card Games, and the Afterlife in the Multiverse
cloak of resistance +5
Feather Token: tree
Amulet of Health +2
Powers
Fey magic: Whenever you are rolling to bypass spell resistance, you may roll twice and take the better result.
Laughing Touch: With a melee touch attack, you can cause a creature to burst out laughing for 1 round. A laughing creature can only take a move action, but can defend itself normally. Once a creature has been affected by laughing touch, it is immune to its effects for 24 hours. You can use this ability a number of times per day equal to 3 + your Charisma modifier. This is a mind-affecting effect.
Spirit of the Fey: At 2nd level, you can use the reduce person spell on yourself at will with no limit on duration. Activating or canceling the effect is a standard action.
Fleeting Glance: At 3rd level, you can become invisible for a number of rounds per day equal to your sorcerer level. This ability functions as greater invisibility, and the rounds do not need to be consecutive. Activating this ability is a standard action, and canceling it is a free action.
Fey Stride: you can move through any sort of undergrowth (such as thorns, briars, overgrown areas and similar terrain) at your normal speed without taking any damage or suffering any other impairment. This is a supernatural ability that even allows you to pass through magically manipulated areas with no difficulty.
Soul of the Fey: your soul becomes one with the world of fey. You gain a +5 bonus on saving throws against poison and DR 5/cold iron. Creatures of the animal type do not attack you unless compelled to do so through magic. Once per day, you can cast shadow walk as a spell-like ability using your sorcerer level as your caster level.
Spells
Level 1
Color Spray
Entangle
Magic missiles
Hypnotism
Mage armor
Shaw's instant gang plank
Level 2
Bulls strength
Glitter dust
Hideous Laughter
Create pit
Resist energy
Invisibility
Level 3
Deep Slumber
Dispel Magic
Haste
Heroism
Slow
Level 4
Greater Invisibility
Dimension Door
Black Tentacles
Poison
Blank
Level 5
Cone of Cold
Tree Stride
Overland Flight
Blank
Blank
Level 6
Mislead
Disintegrate
Freezing Sphere
Blank
Level 7
Waves of Exhaustion
Phase door
Level 8
Power Word Stun
Irresistible Dance
Wilhelm was born on the world of Praemal. His natural talent for spell casting was only over shadowed by his love for cooking. At the age of 52 he moved to the city of Ptolus. Land in the city isn't cheep though so to afford his restaurant we started adventuring. (Skip this part if you want) Together with his ever changing band of companions, among whom where, The markswoman Lady Caitlyn LeChuck, The wizard detective known as Dirk Brickman, the living wall of muscle Kam with his Swordaxe, The living choasitech armor Col. Shaw, his apprentice the Erynies sorceress Talon, and their boss, the Drow summoner Tessandra (Tess) Vrama, The porter/Monk Boggs (who could run at 56 mph), Baron Magnanimous Joe the steam powered warrior, the half-orc barbarian Belros Torein, The wizard/rogue/pro delver elf Zole, The Insane Ugly-as-Sin Halfling Barbarian Shiadu (why didn't I kill him), The alchemist/cleric of science Kel(ly), MATT "Mother fucking" RICHARDS, The unfettered Sorhia Lefas, And many many more he did such things as kill an undead inquisitor (who hated magic users and the undead), Clear the catacombs of ni-gorth, Loot the vile Viscount Fer'Drax home, slay an ancient evil rainbow dragon, put a paladin to rest, Stop a man who was kidnapping cats, help kidnap a foreign diplomat, frame an innocent(haha yeah right) man for that crime, Clear a keep of bandits, kill pirates and save a spy, Killed a werewolf cult, Killed a fuck load of goblins, Saved our secretary from the hand of some bad men, killed a chuul, Killed a behir, killed the bad guy from Conan the barbarian, Killed gargoyles/ cleared the temple of some god, Battled/befriended Flail snails (who is known as Mr.bopper), and subdued a dragon turtle, set loose an ancient evil (not his best moment), and died 9 times, among other things. oh and he also had a sadistic bounty hunter after him.
Well then he woke up some where else. Terra. Which should have been imposable. See Praemal is like the jail of the multiverse. Once in you can't leave. The fact the Wilhelm is out raises too many scary questions for him to think about. he heads for wing city hoping for another Ptolus but sadly can't find much work as an adventure. thankfully though, he is able to find work baking his extra dimensional cakes for a strip club. while it doesn't bring the cash in like an adventure, it is much safer. also dental.
Hello Terrians, This is Wilhelm Ixme. Earlier today I had the pleasure of talking with Dr. John Barnes, MD and I have video!
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The two are sitting across from each other on easy chairs.
Wilhelm: Hello sir. I'd just like to say again thank you for meeting with me. This story will be made public as soon as we are done and I'm sure the public will love to hear about the work you are doing in the field of prosthetics.
Dr. Barnes: Well it’s a pleasure to be here Wilhelm and might I start by commending the take off of TerraCast. It’s all I’m hearing about at the moment, even though TV demands very little of my time...
Q: So tell me about your prosthetics design.
A: My research isn’t technically speaking a prosthetic, when you look at the way it works in the body. We have created an alloy aptly name the Barnes Alloy which you can, in essence, teach to adapt to various roles in the body.
Q: I'm sorry did I hear you correctly? You can teach metal?
A: Let me explain. Currently hospitals use various types of hydrocarbons, or plastics, to replace severed limbs mainly on soldiers but also those poor souls who have suffered a severe incident. Now even with these plastics, it is my view that the standards of living for these patients are severely disrupted. The Barnes alloy is introduced over a series of 3 weeks, the first week is the introduction period where we expose the remaining muscle fibers to the alloy and leave remnants of the alloy behind. Using research from antigens, we've formulated the alloy to remember specific qualities of the remaining muscle tissue and to replicate it. In the second week, we expose the limb to more solid amounts of the alloy and growths begin to appear, and by the third week we leave the limb completely exposed to the alloy allowing it to form the limb. Now compared to the plastic prosthetics used today we calculate the mobility of the patient to increase by a staggering 60%, meaning of course the patient may be able to continue an occupation and raising the standards of living.
Q: How did you discover the Barnes alloy?
A: Well, I studied at the academy of dynamic sciences and qualified as an MD a few years later, I’ve always had an interest in carbon chemistry and I tried to compare the various characteristics of the natural world, or antigens, to the characteristics found in metals. Now seeing as no one metal was suited, I had my research team begin to abstract the various components of 7 particular elements to create the Barnes alloy. Unfortunately I’ve been held to secrecy by myself on how and which elements we used but I can assure you they are perfectly safe.
Q: How much would it cost to replace a missing limb?
A: Well Wilhelm, I am not one to brag, but my personal contributions to medicine has made me an incredibly wealthy man, and I believe that the soldiers and people that receive these injuries deserve as much of a life as possible. In light of this, I myself shall be donating the money required to fund this operation for all patients, and even if that's just one life I improve, I believe there is no real price on this earth that I wouldn’t pay to see a renewed smile on one of my patients faces.
Q: Well I think that's all I really need to know. Is there anything else you would like to add?
A: I’d just like to say a big thank you to my friends and colleagues that put the hours in as much if not more as myself, and thank you to TerraCast for enabling me to share new hope for those who may have none
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Truly Dr. Barnes is a hero we should all look up to.