Setting
It was dark, beginning of night. The Yokai were out. Folding his arms through his sleeves, Itami gazed around. A Futakuchi Onna ate timidly in an open shop whilst her second mouth stuffed itself. Two Nekomatas hissed at each other over an unjustly sale. A gaggle of Hannya laughed over a chat as the stood randomly in the street. A Kuro Bōzu watching through an open window of a human inhabited home- most likely taunting a young soul as they slept. Itachi ran amuck, messing and playing with one another. Smiling, Itami strolled past until he came upon the waters edge, where he crouched down and stared at. The water was peaceful, the occasional Kappa and Ryuto, but peaceful.
Itami had yet to find himself a true place to stalk as an Okuri Inu, so spent a large amount of his time awake in the village. "Who deserves to be annoyed today? Well, who'd let me annoy them without killing me, rather?" He pondered, chuckling at the plans he made.
Yokai had begun refilling the streets. Most staid away from the young Okuri Inu, a natural occurrence. He closed his eyes and walked, knowing his way of by heart. He still pondered upon which clan leader would be his victim. This was soon answered as the white-eyed spirit spotted a certain fox. A devious smile danced on his lips. Itami walked up next to the Kitsune, "Tut, tut, tut, smoking those pipes are bad for your health, fox." He chuckled, raising a sleeved hand to his mouth.
With a flick of his wrist, an ornate purple gilded with gold folding fan appeared in his hand. Though, I suppose as far as mischief goes I'm in no place to talk Touhou opened the fan, hiding his mouth while he smiled slyly. With a thought and the slightest bit of effort, the fox-man was replaced by a near exact look-alike of Itami, except for with a comically long nose. "Now if you'll excuse me I have a few lady callers to attend to, and i absolutely cannot keep them waiting... It'd be a shame if the Tree of Bitter Love decided not to link my soul for all of eternity to some fragile mortal, wouldn't it?" With that he winked at Itami and sprang into the air, making for the nearby rooftops for his getaway. If there's one thing Touhou loved, it was a good game of the fox and the hound.
The Hiratake couldn't help but chuckle as he ran. He could only plan his methods of annoyance. For a definite, he wouldn't catch up for a while, he was technically a dog, he didn't work well in a human form.
Nothing for it I suppose! A sly plan formulated in his head, and when his foot hit the roof-top the wrong way, a shingle gave way sending him tripping, crashing, and plummeting to the ground in a pile of shingles. Dust flew everywhere as the clan elder unceremoniously collided with the ground, kicking up such a cloud that it nearly obscured the motionless form sprawled out in a pile. Ow, that sort of hurt. I'm getting old...
His devious white eyes gleamed with enjoyment. This so beats making documentations that no one will ever use He thought, closing an eye.

Umeko||Shimizu
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While the two male Yokai had their fun, Umeko had finished mixing the tea leaves together. Plenty of orders had come in as the festival grew closer, and she hoped to sell them in time to participate. It was something she constantly looked forward to, her inner romantic always hoping for a chance to meet someone who was willing to love a simple girl like her. She sighed, locking up her cart as she carried a box carefully in her arms. It was an order for Touhou Gesshou, a kitsune who was in charge of matchmaking. Despite her wish to see him, she was never brave enough to go through with it. Not yet at least.
She set off down the path, the Tsubaki Yokai greeting those who passed her by. Quiet like her flower, she moved silently in the village. Coming to Gesshou's home, she carefully used the door knocker. Umeko adjusted the box in her arms, careful as to not disturb the tea pouches. "I certainly do hope he's here..."
A bit of keep-away before I'm dragged back to Tu San? He darted down the path, weaving in and out of the crowds and ensuring each foot fall was perfect, taking pains to put at least a little distance between him and Itami so that he could get out of the Okuri Inu's eyesight. Touhou's eyes settled on the next target of his mischief, a Tsubaki tree, delivering tea somewhere by the fragrance of the box she held. The kitsune fought to keep a smile down and center himself so that this next trick would be delivered perfectly. As the trickster darted past her and made his way to weave through her and an Inugami, he pirouetted suddenly, and crashed into Umeko.
As he collided with her, he slipped the sword into the sash about her waist, as gently as possible to avoid being noticed. He assumed her form, and tried his best to keep the box from spilling as they fell. By then a few Kitsune had shown, desperately looking for their clan leader. The Fox in the guise of a Tsubaki turned to Umeko and quietly pleaded to her in a hushed voice, "I desperately ask that you play along for my sake. We're delivering this tea, yes?"

Umeko||Shimizu
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Umeko squeaked, fumbling the box before catching it in her arms once more. The sword on her hip pulled her sash slightly, Umeko acknowledging it for but a moment. She figured it was simply from the collision. Umeko smiled apologetically, the Fox soon a Tsubaki. The spirit would apologize, but the fox pleaded with the idea of playing along. Umeko looked behind her for a moment, seeing Kitsune search about.
"Of course..! I must get this to the Matchmaker, Touhou Gesshou." Her voice was hushed, moving forward so that the fox could walk with her. She looked forward once more. "I've always dropped off the box, but I thought it would be nice to deliver it in person."
A kitsune opened the door for the two, an assistant who pointed the two in the direction of Touhou's workspace. The young Tsubaki looked around in awe, eyes lit up with admiration and wonder. The decor was lovely, silks and paintings being things of elegance in Umeko's eyes. The humble Tsubaki could never have such beautiful things, but she could admire them all the same. It was the small comfort she held close to her. So down she went, passing rooms to the very end.
Umeko took the tea gently from her companion's hands, "Alright... Thank you very much for carrying this." She looked at the Fox, unknownst to her that it was the very one she needed to give the box. "Hopefully I have taken you far enough away, for my delivery must end here."
"That old man still has a few tricks, shame I'm descended from wolves." He chuckle, skipping towards the scent. His white eyes followed a distinct trail. "He's gone home." He whispered, following the route. Itami followed swiftly, jumping onto the roof, the Okuri Inu bent down over the entrance which the fox had just entered. "And now we wait." He whispered, clear from anyone's view.
He closed his eyes, waiting patiently for the fox and Tsubaki to arrive outside.
"I uh... I have to go see what that was all about!" He flashed her a quick smile before leaning forward and embracing her with a swift hug, simultaneously drawing the sword he had carefully placed on her. The fox started away from her with the sword in hand, before quickly turning around to address Umeko. Little did the Fox know, Itami lurked not far from them, awaiting a chance to get his sword back and perhaps even exact a little comeuppance.
"Ah! Could you hold onto this? I will be right back! Please wait for me!" Touhou handed her the sword, bowing formally before starting back towards the matchmaking ceremony. No, no, no! Things have gone off without a hitch for far too long. If Oda thinks I had a part in this it'll be full blown war between Tu Shan and the Shogun. As the fox ran, he increased in size, each step covering more distance than the last before a full-blown giant version of himself was lithely darting through the town, right up to the Tree of Bitter Love.
The Clan Leader shrunk down right outside the ceremony; with a final leap he jumped into the air above the Tree and almost instantly he was normal sized again, landing on the ground, and nearly face level with a stark naked young Yokai he'd never seen before. "Uhhh....." Tohou was more than a little shocked, usually the Kitsune guards would've stopped a streaker from interrupting such a ceremony, and yet here she was. "G-G-Gomen-nasai!" He blustered out before quickly manifesting his other eight tails and grabbing the naked young spirit's wrist; moving them both through a rip he tore into space and depositing them just outside his Clan's house.
The new female Yokai was still naked and Tohou felt a slight need to blush. Really? Clothes can't be that hard to manifest... With a slight wave of his hand, Touhou garbed her in an illusory Yukata to hide her nudity; but as it was still his spell he could easily see through it, and he held his free hand up to block a majority of her nudity from his view; all the while leading her with the other hand to the entry gate of Tu Shan.
As they walked, a few moments passed before he finally asked, "So typically I would imprison or destroy people who flagrantly interrupted the ceremony such as you did, but I can sort of tell from your spiritual power, that you meant no harm... No harm no foul." The Clan leader smiled gently at her as he took her back to where he left Umeko. "My friend is only slightly further up, care to explain what just happened?" Though his eyes didnt look at her, Touhou's ears perked up and twitched, eager to hear what she had to say.
"I-I-I'm so sorry!!" Shiori yelped simultaneously with the Kitsune's own apology, then squeaked as she found herself yanked over and teleported elsewhere. Her eyes darted around and swirled with confusion. "Uhh..." Suddenly, she was clad in a pink, lily-patterned yukata. She yelped again, nearly jumping right back out of it when she noticed the sudden change. Ohhh, so that's what had been missing. She'd barely noticed, what with all the falling-to-her-death and - no... no. That wasn't an excuse.
Now she was being led along by the stranger without a word. She stumbled along behind him, finding it difficult to walk in the geta that had been conjured for her and getting herself dragged more than led. Her brain spun in circles trying to figure out what was happening. She looked at the Kitsune's grasp on her wrist and a terrifying thought formed in her mind, her face going white.
Have... Have I been captured?!
The Kitsune (Who was strangely holding up a hand to block her from view, despite the clothes she now wore. Shiori could only assume her human form was horrible to look at. She hadn't seen a glimpse of it herself yet so she wasn't sure if she'd gotten her face anatomically correct, but if it caused him stress to see her, he didn't have to...) finally spoke up, jolting Shiori to attention. At the words "imprison" and "destroy", she was about to fall to her knees begging for forgiveness. She had just come into this world! She couldn't leave it without ever serving her owner, or at least seeing them! Or... maybe she did deserve it, for going outside without permission...
But then the Kitsune smiled at her over the top of his hand, and she instantly had her fears lifted. With a single blink, the tears that were welling had evaporated.
"O-Of course!" she stammered, starting to lightly jog beside him to stay right at his side (but continuing to trip over her feet). She shut her eyes with a cheesy grin as she recalled, "Well, I heard music and I wanted to see where it was coming from so I followed it here and saw people enjoying themselves at this festival and I wanted to join them so I became like this because I thought they'd like me better as a human and then I fell... because humans don't fly..." Her cheery rambling became quieter and then stopped entirely as she grew too embarrassed to continue the story. She tugged on a lock of her chestnut hair and averted her eyes with a tiny, sheepish smile. "I'm sorry I caused you trouble." Not wanting to elaborate her story any further, she shook the blush from her cheeks and the Kitsune from her wrist, running ahead and looking around at their surroundings with sparkling eager eyes.
"So what is happening? Where are we? Why are people celebrating? What is this ceremony? Is it important? Can I watch?" She shot off questions like stones skipping on water. She turned to the stranger, bouncing backwards with the excitement of a child and her hands balled in fists in front of her chest. "Do you need help with anything? Can I help? Do you let people climb that giant tr-"
He bit the inside of his cheek before following the scent. "Has the fox already beat me there?" He asked himself, staring over the land. It was quite dry that day, not unusual for the area. Clouds had begun to emerge upon midday, signaling rain for later that day.
The Hiratake wasn't so sure where he was headed, only that the new Yokai and the Fox was already there. A grasp of wind was blowing. He couldn't be so sure if it was natural or not. His eyes locked onto a straw doll nailed onto a withering tree. A gentle growl could be heard from the Okuri. Diverting from his route, Itami went over to the doll. "A ward to all Yokai of Ōbokeyōkai?" He questioned, stopping as he felt a presence that worked to stop his movements. "These Onmyōji are uzai..." He sighed, turning around. "I'll have an unidentified Yokai take care of that." He sighed, mentally jotting down the location.
Carrying on, Itami quickly saw Tohou and an unknown girl speaking. "Fox! I thought you knew the rules about new Yokai! " He cheered, strolling over. "Act with extreme prejudice until they are known." He spoke, holding his hand over his blade.
"Ehhh..."
A monotone utter escaped Shiori's lips as she shuffled backwards while staring the new Yokai down. He was... there was something about him that was... ... ... completely and utterly unfamiliar. She had absolutely no clue who the stranger was. She raised a hand to comb through her hair, unwittingly dislodging the blue dog hairs tangled in her locks, while looking back at the newcomer with an unabashed stare. What an idiotic rule. Why would anybody want to make themselves known to strangers treating them rudely?
"Oh, I'm sorry. I understand." She turned back to the Kitsune. "My name is Shiori," she said simply, her lips lifting in a bright smile. "It's nice to meet you." She finished her plain introduction with a small bow before gazing back up at the blue Yokai, just a tinge of annoyance behind her plastered smile and the tilt of her head. Her eyes darted down to the sword. "Are uh... there any other rules about new Yokai that I need to know in case... in case...?" She pointed a finger at his hand resting on the blade.
"Uh... We are celebrating the Union of Nobukatsu Oda and his wife Inoue Marina. They are making a bond before the Kǔ Qíng Shù, a bond that will last many lifetimes. We are now leaving Tu Shan, the home of the Tu Shan Fox Spirits, and headed for the Ōbokeyōkai, where humans and Yokai gather alike. People are celebrating because love like this is rare in the world, and the ceremony is in recognition of the Kǔ Qíng Shù's acceptance of their marriage. Only True Love is accepted by the Tree, from my perspective the ceremonies held here are the most important thing in the world. You are free to watch so long as you observe our customs and don't insult the great Lord Oda. My clan handles most of the work though we may find need for your help. As for climbing the tree, you'll have to ask it."
They reached the outskirts of town, outside the Tú Shān Clan's territory, and Itami greeted them with an errant question. "I am showing extreme prejudice!" The statement was said in a laugh, "After all, she merely came to see the festival and I'm not allowing it. That's about as extreme as my Clan is allowed to get with peaceful visitors! Otherwise I'd have called the Kurai Tsuki Guards to come execute her."
Touhou went to inspect the doll nailed to a tree, Oh...? Those Taoists are getting more and more brazen. To come this close to Tú Shān and place their wards... Well, perhaps it could be a valuable training exercise for the youngsters to remove it? His hand stopped short of the doll, and he turned his attention back to Itami and the strange new Yokai he had found. "Hmm? Okuri, she has questions, I'm afraid I might be too old and senile to answer them." His words were spoken soberly, but a mirth in his eyes betrayed the jest.
The Dog Yokai turned to 'Shiori'. "So, you want to know the rules? " He released a short sigh, his voice ad been quite cocky and overdone until that point. "Well, for one, you must be on best behavior. That means No fighting, harming, humiliating any other Yokai other than yourself." He began. The Yokai- being an Okuri Inu- was quite hard for many other creatures to approach due to his unsettling and frightful aura. However, in his personality and eyes, he definitely wasn't one to be feared. Even his sword was just for show. He crossed his arms.
"Second, you have to identify with either a clan or a known group- such as the Neko Kazoku. This will make sure you aren't killed or disregarded. Third, you have to register with the Documenter- Me. You have to have creditable information so that I don't kick you out of Ōbokeyōkai." He finished, looking over to Tohou. "Is that an alright enough answer, Sofu-sama?" He spoke to the fox, in a style as if to imitate a young child.
"I couldn't pledge my loyalty to a clan," she murmured quietly, "Not without my owner's permission." She shot the stranger a cheesy, somewhat embarrassed smile, "And I haven't met them yet."
As the Inu finished up his short speech, and the Tsukumogami retorted, the clan leader found himself grinning wildly. I like her, she's just what the village needed to spice things up a bit. The fox spirit cupped a hand to his ear, and pretended to be hard of hearing "Ehh? Shofu? Don't peek at my matchmaking book, it'll make it awkward when you finally pop up in it." However, try as he might the old spirit couldn't quite stifle his laugh. Touhou wondered how many times Itami and him did this same dance, and the nostalgia made his heart feel light.
"So long as the girl gets it, it's no matter to me. I've more concern for these Taoists. Getting this close to Tu Shan Spirit Fox territory is quite brazen." His smile turned to a sneer at the thought, and it took a moment of thought to regain his composure. With a twitch of the nose, Touhou proclaimed "You smell quite familiar, new Yokai. I wonder why," he said all this while idly picking a blue hair out of the girl's hair; taking a long moment to examine it, turning the hair over and over, he knew who it belonged to of course, but it often paid to play coy.
His white eyes glared at the fox gently before flickering over to where the doll was. "She seems to get it." He shrugged. "And about them, I'll get a Dorotabō to come an get it off. There's two around here with vengeance against Taoists," He spoke, sighing slightly.
The Okuri Inu despised Onmyōji with a passion. He just didn't understand why even the peaceful Yokai get targeted by them. The Dog bit the inside of his cheek and nodded to himself. "A lot of Yokai smell familiar to one another, especially when they're new and just created," he pointed out. "It's nothing new, old man."
"Anyway!" She piped up and ran ahead before turning around and giving the Kitsune a determined nod. She squeezed her eyes shut and strips of fabric shot through her body, phasing through the matchmaker's spell and wrapping her up in a coccon before bursting. Shiori stood in a pure white yukata and paper lilies in her hair. She held her arms out in front of her and gave an impressed grin at the long, nearly trailing sleeves. Not bad for her first conjuration. She wriggled around in the tight fitting outfit and her smile dropped. Oh. If this was what clothes really were like, she did prefer to be nude.
"I want to see the ceremony," she said, rocking back and forth on her blocky shoes with her hands behind her back, "I'll help wherever I can, Nakodo-san. I just want to see this love for myself. It must be truly beautiful if people are celebrating it." She turned and began doing a slow, bouncy little walk down the path they were on.
The Kitsune chuckled at the thought; with a wave of his arm he produced his folding fan and hid his smile by taking a moment to feign at fanning himself. "Yes, yes, send the Dorotabō, I'm more concerned that we have angry Onmyoji sneaking around at night. I'll have to post some of the Kurai Tsuki Guards out here tonight, to ensure the incident isn't repeated at the Ushi Toki. Did you want to come also, Itami? Care to rub elbows with the elite? I hear some of the surviving members of the Takeda clan are attending."
The matchmaker leaped after the girl, who had started down the path back to Tu Shan, closing the distance between them in a few bounds as he talked. "Very well! You can attend the ceremony, but I have to set a few ground rules, the ceremonies are my pride and joy and I will not have them being mussed. First off, do not, I repeat, do NOT directly approach the couple. It'll be fine at other ones, but these two are very important people. Second, the tree is fine to climb but not until the ceremony is over, I have no clue what may set these two off. Third, there are many important Daimyo present, please do your best not to offend anyone or step on any toes. Lastly, um... stay clothed? If you have to be nude, please do not do so in your human form, Lady Marina is notoriously jealous."
Confident he covered all his bases, the fox snapped the fan shut and slid it back into his sleeve. In the same motion he drew out a small pipe, and lit it with a snap of his fingers. Shiori had set a leisurely pace, and the Fox took full advantage of the chance to take a stroll and have a smoke, walking slowly behind her and downwind so that the smoke wouldn't offend her senses.
He knew it was a bad habit, but the pipe had been a gift from his sister, and he couldn't bear to part with it. Sometimes smoking out of it made it feel like she wasn't deceased. As they got closer to Tu Shan, Sakura blossoms could be seen floating gently to the ground, a sign the Kunan no ki (Kǔqíng shù) had accepted their love, and the ceremony was successful. "Wonderful!" Touhou smiled wildly, the hard part was over and he had a perfect excuse for not having to be there.
Soon enough, he followed the fox and the girl on their way. His white eyes glanced over to the pipe, not really bothering to say anything. From all the records he had read over the past hundred and thirty six years, he had rough idea of why the Fox smoked- the previous documenter got everything down before passing to Mugen Jigoku (a reasonable punishment that quite a few Yokai go through after being exorcised).
When they got closer, the dog nodded to Touhou's words "I'm guessing you managed to skip the main parts." He commented with a slight chuckle. He could somewhat see main Ōbokeyōkai and what was happening- not much save for a few Yokai messing around in the centre square.
"Oh," she uttered, looking back between the two male Yokai in disappointment, "We missed it?" Curse these shoes, so difficult and slow to walk in! She shook off her disappointment and her eyes lit up eagerly once more, "What is there to do after the ceremony?" Hm... come to think of it, the tree would be free to climb, now... there was an almost greedy glint in her eye as she considered that thought.
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