Srsly, that's it. He's a dude in a purple bat costume.
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LOLBat
The LOLBat does it for the lol's, through broken speech and LOLSpeech.
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a character in “The Multiverse”, originally authored by NotAFlyingToy, as played by RolePlayGateway
Description
LOLBat is a man in a bat costume, filled with LOL and win.
Srsly, that's it. He's a dude in a purple bat costume.
Srsly, that's it. He's a dude in a purple bat costume.
Personality
The LOLBat does not need a reason for his actions, for the LOLBat is win and lulz. LOLBat does what LOLBat thinks is necessary.
Innocent, Naive, just don't mess with his name.
Equipment
The LOLBat's attacks are as follows:
- Charge the LAYKZOR - A beam of mega death that shoots from his mouth.
- Nom Nom Nommery - A mighty jaw attack that deals instant - if pathetic - damage.
- I can haz Cheezburger - A bait-and-switch move, where LOLBat disappears and the Cheezburger is called, which is essentially a scapegoat. One attack should dissapate the Cheezburger.
- Loooongcat is long - LOLBat stretches to four times his size, enabling him to climb onto rooftops, swipe at a flying enemy, and maybe use himself as a shield for an ally. Of course, that is impossible, for the LOLBat has no friends.
- A cry for /b/lackup - The /b/rigade comes to LOLBat's rescue. They spam the attacker and leave again. Basically a worthless move, only used when needed to escape.
- Kthxbai - The final solution to combat. He obliterates the room with his Stupidity Ray, the LOLquvalent of Goku's Spirit Bomb.
History
He was a man, who hit his head off of a brick and was very confused. When he awoke, six men in Guy Fawkes' masks were standing around him, holding the LOLBat Suit. They told him he was the LOLBat... and he believed them.
So begins...
LOLBat's Story
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LOLBat flaps into the room, with his wide jaw gaping open and green foam dripping down his curved, jagged teeth. He runs into a table, flipping it onto the random customers. "O HAI!" He barks, his voice hoarse from too much alcohol. "I am teh LOLBat. I can haz monies for beerz?"
The setting changes from gambits-bar to Main Street
Down the street a ways, past the turns and twists of the city-like labyrinthine, walked a man in an incredibly odd costume. It was skin-tight, leaving little to the imagination, and a deep, powder purple, stretching across a muscled, sculpted chest and large biceps. A strong jawline was visible beneath a hood-like mask, with eye holes that shone white through them to mask an identity. His hands were wrapped in bandages, as both padding and style that the man needed. His boots were bright yellow, as well as the slightly floppy ears that sat atop his head.
He was the Caped Invader, the Dark Destroyer, the Purple Fanurple (and no, he did not recognize that Fanurple was not a word).
He fought crime.
And somebody was illegally dancing on his turf.
Putting on a sudden burst of speed, he leapt from a nearby rooftop and crashed down in front of Farai. "OHAI!" he boomed, loud enough to scare criminal scum! "I am teh LOLBat. I can haz dancing papers pl0x?"
He was the Caped Invader, the Dark Destroyer, the Purple Fanurple (and no, he did not recognize that Fanurple was not a word).
He fought crime.
And somebody was illegally dancing on his turf.
Putting on a sudden burst of speed, he leapt from a nearby rooftop and crashed down in front of Farai. "OHAI!" he boomed, loud enough to scare criminal scum! "I am teh LOLBat. I can haz dancing papers pl0x?"
The LOLBat fisted his hips, thrusting them out in his super-hero pose. "You can run and tell that," He said simply, before opening his hand and thrusting it out towards Farai, as if receiving something.
"I haz tell yoo somethin'." LOLBat said, putting his voice down to a whisper in case badgaiz were near, "I cannot let you dancin' here. I can haz dancing papers? Plox? Because arrestin' teh dancer..."
"Do not want." He said, gravely.
"I haz tell yoo somethin'." LOLBat said, putting his voice down to a whisper in case badgaiz were near, "I cannot let you dancin' here. I can haz dancing papers? Plox? Because arrestin' teh dancer..."
"Do not want." He said, gravely.
The LOLBat chuckled, and then began to cackle in it's shrill, girly, high voice. "Teh LOLBat does not do what citizens are askin'." He said, mirth in his voice. Keeping the pleasant tone going as it circled the youth, the LOLBat continued to speak.
"If I cannot haz ur paperz, Dancin' Man," he began, slowly, "then I can haz beatdown. I iz not a police officer; I am teh LOLBat, and teh LOLBat iz heero." He grinned wildly.
"If I cannot haz ur paperz, Dancin' Man," he began, slowly, "then I can haz beatdown. I iz not a police officer; I am teh LOLBat, and teh LOLBat iz heero." He grinned wildly.
LOLBat stared.
He stared hard.
"Teh LOLBat haz decided that all criminal scum are men." He said, simply. "You cannot haz female bits, because you haz illegal street dancin'. Plox put handcuffs on."
LOLBat watched Farai closely. "Teh LOLBat is an hero! Teh LOLBat iz not tha one dancin' illegally! Put the handcuffs on!"
He didn't, however, make any move to hand handcuffs over.
He stared hard.
"Teh LOLBat haz decided that all criminal scum are men." He said, simply. "You cannot haz female bits, because you haz illegal street dancin'. Plox put handcuffs on."
LOLBat watched Farai closely. "Teh LOLBat is an hero! Teh LOLBat iz not tha one dancin' illegally! Put the handcuffs on!"
He didn't, however, make any move to hand handcuffs over.
The LOLBat sliced the air with a bandaged hand, glaring, as best as he could through the ridiculous costume, at the criminal scum.
"This iz sad story." he said, solemnly. "You haz sympathies of me. But I cannot haz you practising here, as this iz not official dancing zone." He pointed four feet to xir's left, with a condescending glance.
"That iz spot. You can haz dance there."
"This iz sad story." he said, solemnly. "You haz sympathies of me. But I cannot haz you practising here, as this iz not official dancing zone." He pointed four feet to xir's left, with a condescending glance.
"That iz spot. You can haz dance there."
LOLBat nodded firmly when the bad, awful, terrible human being stepped in the in-bounds. He immediately nodded and was about to leave, when the criminal vermin lifted a leg and put it outside the designated zone.
LOLBat whirled and crouched into an attack position, narrowing his eyes.
"Try it." He said, darkly.
LOLBat whirled and crouched into an attack position, narrowing his eyes.
"Try it." He said, darkly.
“
*feels a slight tremor of energy*
”
Aneres Coreveon wasn't dressed as obscurely as she would have liked to believe. The shimmering white kimono-style overlayer embroidered with golden moons down the sleeves, the long-hemmed fringe coming to rest just above the hemline of golden bell-bottoms. Beneath was a plain white top. A golden chain poked out from the collar but the rest of it was tucked beneath the shirt.
There was nothing Aneres could do about the bodyguards who followed her, but she had grown used to that to some degree. At least they let her style them at this point. It made everyone's job easier.
Aneres flicked golden braids to look one way up the street, then the other, then back again. A grunt from one of the bodyguards signaled that it was alright to cross. Halfway across the street she felt a slight tremor of energy. The bodyguards picked up their pace and hurried Aneres across. She didn't protest. They came to stop a stone's throw from a mercedes, a man perched atop the back.
"Did you feel that?" Aneres asked the man, half looking down her nose despite the fact that he was literally seated higher up than where she stood. Her tone wasn't pretentious but there was something about it that dripped with royalty.
There was nothing Aneres could do about the bodyguards who followed her, but she had grown used to that to some degree. At least they let her style them at this point. It made everyone's job easier.
Aneres flicked golden braids to look one way up the street, then the other, then back again. A grunt from one of the bodyguards signaled that it was alright to cross. Halfway across the street she felt a slight tremor of energy. The bodyguards picked up their pace and hurried Aneres across. She didn't protest. They came to stop a stone's throw from a mercedes, a man perched atop the back.
"Did you feel that?" Aneres asked the man, half looking down her nose despite the fact that he was literally seated higher up than where she stood. Her tone wasn't pretentious but there was something about it that dripped with royalty.
"Bristol, very nice to meet you," Aneres extended her own hand and delicately gripped his. She frowned upon hearing that he didn't know what it was either.
"I am Aneres, as I prefer to be called," She regally addressed Bristol with a smile, "Princess of Aurealas. A pleasure to meet you. Is that what brings you here? Looking for the source of the disturbance? I will admit I haven't felt it anywhere else but here."
One of her Over's coughed. She rolled her eyes. They were always concerned she would reveal too much. Aneres had yet to do so.
"I am Aneres, as I prefer to be called," She regally addressed Bristol with a smile, "Princess of Aurealas. A pleasure to meet you. Is that what brings you here? Looking for the source of the disturbance? I will admit I haven't felt it anywhere else but here."
One of her Over's coughed. She rolled her eyes. They were always concerned she would reveal too much. Aneres had yet to do so.
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Ha. That's my problem too. Where you tryna get to?
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Ha. See you, man. I gotta go somewhere.
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